Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Not For The Faint Of Heart
Tucked in the quiet boundaries of landscapes of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being woken up, jolted and surprised by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.
Take the family who decided to pack their suitcases, trunks topped with beer and two, teenage kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a two day weekend. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous experience before when they took the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone could not get to them.
Everything looked perfectly normal. Their car pressed into the corners of a stretching hill that looked like a mountain, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were deeply asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one of the boys had drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess their thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.
Sara, the wife, too was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the engine of the car surging itself up yet another grueling hill.
It is only thanks to the evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day Kfee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction of all original intentions.
Not a single soul could have planned it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was filmed. Although there is photographic evidence, to date, German authorities have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will not ever be the same again. The invasion is starting.
A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.
Published December 9th, 2007
